In the beginning, there was a small website dedicated to fill the world to its highest brim with annoying bullshit, mysterious and weird lists and the ever so popular “other news”.
Then, it happened…
The dark phenomenon that has slayed so many young hip websites before its time. The internet wizard sneezed all over the server, thus transforming it into an oily bear who emidietly tore out his magical wizard throat, and ran of with speed. The wizard, now tired and throatless, having lost his source of magic internet-power, slumped down unto his magical internet-stool and cried.
He cried bitter, bitter tears of ever so bitter bitterness, and thus, these so very bitter tears bitterly rolled of the Wizard´s
greasy cheek, and down on the wizard-floor, where the years of neglected house keeping on the Wizard´s part, caused the bitterness to react rather violently with the dirt and leftover magic dust and explode wich such force, that the crying wizard´s magical shoes were ever so slightly singed.
The magic- tinged explosion mixed with the (obviously single) Wizard´s dirty socks created a magical black hole who slurped down ten pairs of dirty underwear fresh from the Wizard´s ripe used clothes pile and, when all of these mysterious and odorous ingredients combined, it created something new, something beautiful, something so full of nonsense you wouldn´t believe it.
The new Strawberrybazooka.